Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Cat or human piss...?

 

It bloody doesn't beer is too expensive at the moment, I've started buying the little French bottles which = x5 500ml cans for £3.50

 

Cat piss obv, as if i've tasted human piss

 

Them little bottles are cute but im forever opening another one!

 

I never buy bottles because I'm lazy! (let's see if anyone works that one out)

 

OK. Can I suggest you come to The Cheese and make that suggestion to some of the fine chaps who drink Carling in there. Bring your kevlar whole-body suit with you

 

More trips to the recycling bin in the garden?

Have to throw the bottle and lid away?

Or just a case of having to use bottle opener?

We used to open them with our teeth back in the day (drinking in fields) goes through me to think of that now

 

And you anal beeds and pink dildos

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Pretty much, the disposal of them is a pain in the arse! Cans all the way for me

I used to open bottles with my teeth and it goes through me too now. I reckon it would snap my teeth now

 

Why don't you come along too. I'm sure they'll be more than pleased to assist with your physio

 

Why?. Because it's not English.?

 

Have you ever considered pouring 2 of them into a glass?

 

Or eight into a stein

 

I bet!

Prob could do with it im walking like a ****ing badger at the minute

 

That doesn't help, but the main problem is that it makes your **** look and smell like molten asphalt

 

I dont use glasses luv! More washing up

 

**** off with that ****ing badger. The cull's spread to Gloucestershire now You won't be walking like a badger anyway. You'll be walking like a paralimpian

 

Or the whole lot down your neck!

 

This is what im aiming for

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But my father taught me not to fight with girls plus i cant make it this week as my kevlar body suit is in the dry cleaners with the gimp suit