Really? I must have missed that voicemail. He text me the other day but I could tell he was frustrated at not being able to swear at me in a long rambling drunken sentence.
All I ever get is an incoherent torrent of abuse for not answering my phone. Christ knows what it'd be like if I did.
Funny you mentioned Carling, i went to the the pub after a feggin long day at work last friday and asked the barman "What lagers have you got on tap mate" "we have Carlsberg, Heiniken, Kronenburg and Carling" "can i have a pint of carlingberg please" moral of the story is dont work too hard on a friday or you may feck up your drinking orders