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67 year old Wid ye.

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  1. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    You'd have too surely?
     
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    Sweats, Sep 3, 2013
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Mibby even three.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 3, 2013
  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    There's barely a part of her that's older than five years.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Sep 3, 2013
  4. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    That an aye then??
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Don't think there is any part or any human being older than 10 years. According to QI, anyways.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 3, 2013
  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Gambol's "ahm no a *****phile honest" defence fails to stand up in court.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Sep 3, 2013

  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That's a great idea <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Sep 3, 2013
  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Also known as the LeVell defence.

    Apparently the grease monkey also told his alleged victim that she had "a great evil" within her. A real smooth talker.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 3, 2013
  9. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Well, that was true. It was him.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aye, I heard a bit about that on the news last night. That's what these slimey bastards do. Scare the children into keeping their mouths shut and making them think it's their own fault they're getting molested. <grr>
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ffs <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Sep 3, 2013
  12. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Why is everyone spelling defence with an 's'?
     
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  13. Mick O'Toon

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    Yank spelling,no defence for it.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Sep 3, 2013
  14. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    What are you talking about?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 3, 2013
  15. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    No offense bit eye sea wot ewe did they're.
     
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    EDGE., Sep 3, 2013
  16. gas

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    Ah wid
     
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  17. Sweats

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    <yawn>

    You don't count anymore as we are yet to find a naw for you.
     
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    Sweats, Sep 3, 2013
  18. ScotlandFanMuir

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    Here's a picture of her fanny.

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    ScotlandFanMuir, Sep 3, 2013
  19. Sweats

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    looks tasty..
     
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    Sweats, Sep 3, 2013
  20. Cruyff's Turn

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    Ah wid.
     
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    Cruyff's Turn, Sep 3, 2013
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