67 year old Wid ye.

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You'd have too surely?

 

Mibby even three.

 

There's barely a part of her that's older than five years.

 

That an aye then??

 

Don't think there is any part or any human being older than 10 years. According to QI, anyways.

 

Gambol's "ahm no a *****phile honest" defence fails to stand up in court.

 

That's a great idea

 

Well, that was true. It was him.

 

Aye, I heard a bit about that on the news last night. That's what these slimey bastards do. Scare the children into keeping their mouths shut and making them think it's their own fault they're getting molested.

 

ffs

 

Why is everyone spelling defence with an 's'?

 

Yank spelling,no defence for it.

 

No offense bit eye sea wot ewe did they're.

 

Ah wid

 

<yawn>

You don't count anymore as we are yet to find a naw for you.

 

Here's a picture of her fanny.

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looks tasty..

 

Ah wid.