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Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by Shinycitylad7, Apr 11, 2012.

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  1. Chris-Gashead

    Chris-Gashead Well-Known Member

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    Glas and paper man. Its ****ing cruel to vacuum them up <grr>
     
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  2. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Is it ****! If I would of had a shoe the **** would of been splatted. Why give them the opportunity to get back in your house!
     
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  3. RedorDead

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    Just pick them up in my hand and let it out the window, I don't do cruelty <ok>
     
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  4. Tom_BCFC

    Tom_BCFC Billy Bibbit
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    I vacummed a wasp once, thought it was quite funny ;)
     
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  5. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    My phobia is snakes and rats, and the ****ing cat caught a rat last night. I was ****ting myself picking it up thinking I hope the cat hasn't left one alive and it's in the house <yikes>
     
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  6. Chris-Gashead

    Chris-Gashead Well-Known Member

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    :shocked: how did you manage that?!
     
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  7. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    If there is a wasp im gone
     
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  8. Chris-Gashead

    Chris-Gashead Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> me too, I always get stung by the ****ers!
     
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  9. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    You're not out of the room quick enough <laugh> Wasp's always seem to have a problem, I think they can smell the fear.......
     
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  10. Tom_BCFC

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    It was minding its own business sat on the lights in my front room, didn't have a chance to get me ;)
     
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  11. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Idiots they only attack if you're running round like an fool. I used to let them get in my empty pint glass put something on top of it and shake the bastard then they get in a right piss in both ways <laugh>
     
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  12. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    A wasp will want to sting us because its pissed off.


    A wasp will want to sting you because you're welsh ;)
     
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  13. RedorDead

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    Twat I've not been stung in probably 35-40 years. Probably because I'm not a numpty that runs around going "IT'S A WASP, IT'S A WASP" think about it, or if you want be racist you should of said "the wasp doesn't sting you because you're Welsh" <doh>
     
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  14. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    A numpty hangs around. Im out of the room straight away.
     
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  15. RedorDead

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    Bet you girly scream as well <laugh>
     
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  16. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    No scream, Just a "awhhh for **** sake!" I get more pissed off/ angry when a wasp or spider is in my room
     
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  17. RedorDead

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    Bollocks you go all high pitched and scream like a girly ****ta
     
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  18. Tom_BCFC

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Giant Australian Bees..

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    **** me it's nearly 2'' long..
     
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  20. RedorDead

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    Match day, ****ing buzzing already
     
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