Transfer deadline day thread

We've got the demon headmaster for a chief exec and hes a crafty ****er.

Nah truth is hes in his private jet playing FM13 making crazy bids without realising hes actually sending out emails to clubs the utter ****wit.

 

here that on twatter then?

 

Bring Gill back, all is forgiven.

 

Ffs reports now we've bid £25million for Carrick.

 

Woodwards clearly on acid.

 

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hope we give Everton Anderson but don't see it realistically

 

The groundsman at Everton already has a heavy roller

 

club doctor on move and photographer at carrington

 

Manchester United's club doctor has been spotted by James Cooper reporting for Sky Sports News leaving for a local hospital. #MUFC

 

I genuinely don't think we will get anyone..


Best we can hope for is Anderson loses lots of weight and wears an Afro wig.

 

#MUFC striker Nick Powell is heading on a season-long loan to Wigan #WAFC according to chairman Dave Whelan

 

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! Finally transfer news involving Man Utd and a central midfielder:

"Dave Whelan has just told me Wigan have agreed a deal to take Manchester United's Nick Powell on a season-long loan".

 

He's actually gone to moyes house for a game of connect 4 and some sausage rolls.

 

'' gaffer, its great to see you again''

 

We've failed in our bid to sign our own midfielder Carrick

 

Same site shwan has linked also says tax issues were resolved, money deposited, and player has signed a five year contract:

http://www.insidespanishfootball.co...es-to-5-year-contract-with-manchester-united/

It's like a game of who can contradict each other the most...

 

Neil Custis reports Marouane Fellaini is heading for a medical in Manchester after Everton agreed a £24m deal with Man Utd. #MUFC

 

Nick Powell signs for Wigan for a 1 year loan deal....... Good luck

 

Hearing unconfirmed reports that we have signed a new sponsorship deal. Good times.