Sucking your own boner?

wid ye?

 

That wid be like getting dug and doing the barking yerself.

 

Gambol's a Geordie shocker!

 

Would a wood pecker peck wood?

i mean "wid"

 

I do like to unexpectedly leap out on unsuspecting Geordies.

 

so ye widnae?

 

Ah Wid

Cos Ah Kin

 

I suppose if I didny have a burd to do it fur me on a regular basis I'd consider it.

 

What do you think I've been trying to do for the last 45 years?

 

Aye, but she's ****e at sucking cock. Apparently.

 

1 - Join Craigslist

or

2 - get a dog with no teeth

Just sayin

 

She's no the greatest at it, I admit, but very enthusiastic. She goes at it like it's the last ice scream in the sahara.

 

My new bit of stuff gives an utterly, utterly pish BJ.

She's all about the tip of her tongue, running it all over the japs eye as if there's any ****ing nerves there, can't feel a thing

 

Is Kirsten fair game now, then?

 

Maybe she suffers from urophagia?

 

Aye

 

...ok, get the photies of her posted then so we can have a looksee at her

 

Aye, get the Kirsten pics up.

 

Hahahahahahahahaha **** that!!!!

 

Pics of her dids or they don't exist.

Meaning you spent a couple of years pumping a bird wi no tits.