I dunno, man. Stealing your name from a Blackadder line is about as unimaginative as choosing the name of some unseen character in a Monty Python film. Unless he can actually post in a believable attempt at becoming the persona who cleans the public toilets in Aberdeen, I'm no impressed.
This week's winner is RobSpur. Probably not a popular choice, but he's certainly stimulated debate. And abuse. He's provoked both beel and fizz in equal measure.
You are letting boring argumentative ****tards hold the batton now Jip, this Robspur chap is a cock..
Apologies to the English and Irish, but it's another Jock taking the title. Well done to bonny McGas. Hoots mon!