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When will we swans fans ever start to stay on topic of the thread.

Discussion in 'Swansea City' started by swanseaandproud, Aug 31, 2013.

  1. Terror ball

    Terror ball Well-Known Member

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    A mate of mine once asked his old man what happened to you when you die (he was about 5 and his grandfather had just croaked it).
    His father drove a yellow Cavalier at the time and told him that Jesus had a yellow Cavalier too. He claimed Jesus would back his yellow cavalier down from outer space (head out the window, *** hanging out of his mouth) sling the corpse in the boot, before speeding back up to space....I presume with a hamster he would then be deposited in the great bin in the sky

    I hope this provides you with some comfort.
     
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  2. Ffsdon'tpassittohim

    Ffsdon'tpassittohim Well-Known Member

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    A bin ! Cornflake nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
     
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  3. mustyfrog

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    Ffsdon'tpassittohim Well-Known Member

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  5. Terror ball

    Terror ball Well-Known Member

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    I think Musty sees your "Bin, Cornflake? Noooooooooo......." as a touch sentimental for his tastes.

    You don't like musicals do you? Got a poster of Judy Garland on the shed wall?
     
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  6. swimaway

    swimaway Well-Known Member

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    Back to the OP


    I lost my virginity in a welly shed.
     
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  7. Ffsdon'tpassittohim

    Ffsdon'tpassittohim Well-Known Member

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    Oh I see , our homophobic friend is just proving his machismo . Should I have written something like serves the b***er right . No second thoughts that has gay connotations too. Don't want to be misconstrued do we . It's not a shed it's a bijou summerhouse yes maybe with chintz curtains but no piccy of Dotty I'm afraid !
     
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  8. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet Forum Moderator

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    Hope to see you on here later Dai after we beat WBA. The forum would be boring without a difference of opinions <ok>
     
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  9. DragonPhilljack

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    I doubt he'll show his face if we win, but should we lose, well get ready for more of the same 'laudrup out' crap!........ <cheers>
     
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  10. nicewelshlumberjack

    nicewelshlumberjack Well-Known Member

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    just came on libe after a few days and I'd like to say i agree with all of it! well some of it! well only Dai's bit
     
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  11. Goodland

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    Did anyone see the Arsenal game?
     
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  12. Jack Uzi

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    Agreed. This place is getting as bad as planet mong. Threads derailed by childish rubbish. Particularly pathetic are the ones about drinking "ale" - can only assume the posters involved are in their early teens.
     
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  13. mikraswan

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    I must confess that I am 42 years of age, still childish though. I have participated in driving this thread off topic, because that was what the thread was about.

    There is no need for posts constantly trying to undermine the morale of the forum, as recent posts/threads has tried to do. I am all for freedom of speach, but if you're a liverpool fan, post on the Liverpool site, not here...
     
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  14. PGFWhite

    PGFWhite Well-Known Member

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    How do you de-rail athread which has no topic? That was the point! As mikra says there are plenty of attemps to undermine the morale of the forum. If you wanted football only threads this forum would be empty - humour/other topics are essential to keep the forum busy/interesting.

    PGF (aged 13 and a quarter)
     
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  15. Ffsdon'tpassittohim

    Ffsdon'tpassittohim Well-Known Member

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  16. neveroffsidereff

    neveroffsidereff Well-Known Member

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    I can confirm PGF's age, meet up with him yesterday. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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