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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by EDGE, Jun 5, 2011.

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  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    That's not what I heard.
     
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    ST have you checked how relevant the thread I posted a link to is?
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Didn't see it mate.

    Edit: Yes, I've just seen it and I'm not falling for that again. It's disturbing that you keep that link on standby!
     
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  4. Trypsin-1

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    It's really relevant ST, you should check it out, extremely insightful.
     
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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Wasn't the same one <whistle>
     
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  6. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    15 Bans

    V

    14 Stays!!

    Half of you guys are great and the other half are ****s.

    <ok>
     
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  7. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Edge are you actually BB? I'm confused...
     
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  8. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    Don't be.
     
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  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Ok <ok>
     
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  10. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    whocares.com
     
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  11. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  12. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    ive seen um and theyre tiny <ok>
     
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  13. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    I havn't voted yet.
     
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  14. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    Have you read my manifesto yet?
     
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  15. Edo1990

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    go on... this could be my decider!
     
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  16. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    This is, I swear, a 100% true account of my first
    experiences with the world of bestiality. I have
    changed the names (naturally lol), but the entire
    content is factual.

    I am the only son in a 3 girl family, born 1966 in a
    small rural town in Australia. I did the usual stuff
    growing up - school, sports blah, blah, until I hit the
    ripe old age of 16 when I left home. My older sister,
    Joan, scored a hair dressing apprenticeship when I was
    12, thereby passing on to me her part-time job with a
    local gas station come corner store.

    The owner of this enterprise was a lovely woman named
    Carol, a mid 30's divorcee who was a happy-go-lucky,
    loud, plump red head. I found out years later she had
    divorced her husband after many infidelities on his
    part - divorce being something quite rare in the mid
    70's in a town that was mostly still stuck in the 50's.

    I started working with Carol, doing the usual things -
    fuelling cars, checking oil (not that I knew what the
    hell I was looking at, I just pulled the dipstick out,
    gazed at it, poked it back, and hoped for the best),
    serving in the shop, and generally keeping out of the
    way as best I could.

    The store was hardly ever busy, leaving me plenty of
    time to do whatever I pleased, which, at 12, mostly
    revolved around fantasizing about girls, and the
    mysteries they hold to all young boys. I'd seen girls
    naked, thanks to a strategically drilled hole in our
    family's bathroom wall, but I'd never seen IT. Never up
    close anyway, so the whole female genitalia was
    somewhat of a mystery.

    One quiet Saturday afternoon, Carol had given me the
    slightly gross job of bagging potatoes in what was once
    the gas station's lube bay, complete with service
    trench. I was busy, if not enthusiastically filling
    small hession bags with the local produce, lost in my
    daydreams when Boof, Carol's mixed breed dog, poked his
    head around the corner to say Hi.

    Boof and I went way back, we were great friends; he was
    always up for a friendly bark when I arrived at work,
    and I was always happy to lend a well-placed scratch.
    He was a curious breed. Part Mastiff, part Collie and
    part Alsatian - a true mongrel, but a lovely natured
    pooch, roughly the size of a small boxer.

    I abandoned the spuds to give Boof a scratch along his
    back, which never failed to make his eyes roll and his
    tail wag and his tongue fall comically from his mouth.
    He arched his back as he always does, moving himself
    forwards and back as the itchy spot shifted, all the
    while happily mumbling to himself, as dogs do. I moved
    my hands down his ribs, scratching away, when, as I
    dropped to my haunches to get a better angle, I saw
    about half his shiny red cock poking from its sheath!

    As I was raised on a dairy farm, and not totally
    unfamiliar with the general mechanics of breeding
    (livestock at least), seeing his cock was nothing of a
    surprise, but the feelings that welled in me were. I
    had the most pressing desire to touch it!

    Slowly, I reached my hand out, and very gently touched
    the pointy head of his semi-erect cock. Boof stood
    statue-still, his tongue still half out his mouth, as I
    softly ran my hand under his fire-engine red cock. Boof
    softly whined, and sort of side shifted to give me
    better access, and pushed his rapidly hardening cock
    into my hand.

    I began to stroke him, my hand seeming to know
    instinctively what was needed, as his cock swelled and
    thickened, more and more pushing from the sheath until
    I held his full length, about 5 inches I'd say. His
    hips began to thrust, pushing his cock rapidly into my
    hand, as he began to hump. I was amazed, and extremely
    turned on! I stopped what I was doing, grabbed a crate
    from behind me to sit on, then, as I reached for his
    cock again, Boof reared up, mounting my knee, his
    thrusts pushing me back into the wall.

    I leaned into him, held his cock tight as his knot
    began to swell at its base. My own tiny erection was
    throbbing in time to his frantic thrusts, as his knot
    fully extended into my hand.

    I encircled his knot with one hand, as the other kept
    milking him until I felt his rhythm begin to falter as
    jet after jet of hot doggie cum washed onto my leg, my
    hand, and the floor. Boof kept at it for a few more
    moments, and then slowly began to withdraw from my
    grip. I let him back onto his 4 legs, my hands dripping
    with cum, my legs shaking, my heart pounding.

    I stood, quickly dropped my pants around my ankles,
    freeing my rock hard little cock, all 4 inches of it,
    the head a lovely purple color, not a single hair to be
    found. I rubbed frantically on my stiff little dick, my
    hand flying back and forth, trying to free the cum
    boiling inside. I'd only started to cum properly in the
    past few weeks, courtesy of an older friend, but that's
    a different story.

    Boof, seeing all the rapid hand waving, had decided to
    investigate, and, without any preamble, ran his
    incredibly hot tongue over my straining cock-head. My
    legs nearly gave way, my hands falling to my sides, as
    I gave him full rein. His soft warm tongue again
    flicked out, this time from my tiny hairless balls,
    right to the head of my cock. I shuddered with the
    sensations, my hips pushing forward for more. His
    tongue again engulfed me, this time from further back
    under my sack to the tip of my cock, a sensation I
    cannot even begin to describe.

    I kicked my shorts clear of my ankles, and squatted to
    allow his tongue free access to my scrotum. His tongue
    shot out, and caught me right across my tightly
    puckered asshole, which caused my already rock hard
    cock to gain another inch I swear. Again he licked my
    tiny hole, dragging his tongue along my crease. Finally
    working out what both he and I wanted, I spun around,
    knelt on that cold concrete floor, with my tiny pale
    ass raised and spread for his tongue.

    He launched his tongue with renewed vigor, I swear I
    could feel it inside me as I frantically pulled on my
    cock, his hot breath and tickly whiskers combining with
    his insistent tongue to push me over the edge, as I
    came the hardest I think I have ever come.

    I stayed there, his tongue bathing my hole, my cock
    shrinking back to its former worm-like self. I was
    still shaking a few minutes later when he wandered back
    out the door, leaving me satisfied, but strangely
    wanting more. I dressed, my cum and his pooled on the
    floor, my tiny ass tingling from his tongue. After a
    few moments, I resumed my work, the potatoes didn't
    seem as smelly, or the task so onerous.

    This became our (me and boof) weekly event - I would
    find some task that required doing in the lube bay, he
    would always find me waiting. I would begin scratching
    him, but we both knew what we really wanted. His cock
    would already be half hard when he came in, and I'd
    have his cum spraying into my cupped hand within
    minutes. I would then present my ass to his tongue as I
    furiously ****ed myself to orgasm.

    Many years later, long after I had moved away, married,
    had children, and was once again in my home town
    visiting my now elderly father, I ran into Carol, now a
    mid 50's lady, still plump, until loud and happy. We
    spoke of old times, how the world had moved on since
    those early times, when Carol said something that sent
    my blood ice-cold. She mentioned that Boof died 2 years
    after I'd left, and how he always seemed to miss me,
    and spent most of his time in that old lube bay. I must
    have been the color of beetroot, and stammered that
    yes, Boof and I were great mates, and spent many good
    times in there. She gave me a knowing smile, and
    mentioned had I ever noticed the window high on the
    wall above the work bench?

    My heart had, by this time nearly stopped I'm sure,
    when she went on to say how much she missed her weekend
    shows. I stuttered and stammered, she merely smiled,
    kissed me on the cheek, and left me.
     
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  17. Edo1990

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    ****! you must be committed after copying and pasting all that ****e i cant be arsed to read! but its a definate no ban from me!
     
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  18. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    You were fascinated by female genitalia but went straight for the dog cock?

    That's my only issue with that account.
     
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  19. EDGE

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    <laugh> It's actually Rogueledears Blog, he's my campaign manager.

    (Did you get a semi)
     
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  20. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Barbara Cartland eat your heart out <yikes>
     
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