When will we swans fans ever start to stay on topic of the thread.

Who mentioned stockings?

 

It's been translated into "fund" - as it's called "fond" in Danish - unless ofcourse you'd make a vegetarian version, but I wouldn't reccomend...

 

Right bloody hell I can't stand this ! You want gravy ? You want gravy ? You can't stand the gravy ! Any Sunday home game you my house traditional Sunday lunch , cooked by me and GRAVY proper bloody gravy pal. Cabbage water ! The main ingredient with cornflower !

 

Swim steady ! He is a Jack after all !

 

Back to the OP
As a kid I had a puppy (male). Like all pups, it didnt cock its leg. My dad explained the dog had to learn how to do it.
I took heed to this and religiously took Fergie for walks, lead in one hand and a piece of string attached to his hind leg in the other. Everytime the little ****er tried to piss, I would lift the string and the poor ****er would fall over into its own puddle of piss. This continued for over a year until my dad came home from work early and saw what I was doing. Apparently I was the daily comedy gold to all the neighbours opposite who loved to watch the idiot boy and his pissed off puppy.

 

I'm off now chaps to get some ZZZ's before the game tomorrow. Just to say thanks to Dai for a great evenings entertainment - THREAD OF THE YEAR!!. What was it about anyway? Oh yeah, what we have been talking about for the last two hours - Bolloc.ks

 

Bisto!................................



What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?









If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!................................

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Arh - you went home too fast after that Malmoe match - I should have shoved you some proper beer and food (with real gravy to go with it) Cabbagewater LOL, seems the hearsay about the UK-kithchen is true enough...

 

TY for sharing still laughing!

 

Back to the OP.

I once met the Pope

 

I just went back and thanked for the OP - going to bed aswell - would like to encourage others to do the same. Definately thread of the year!

 

Can beat that Swim - I once met Mal Pope!!!!!!

 

Fcuk me so did I ! Seriously in Pontcanna Cardiff . I still have a gaggle of Nuns ( If that's the collective noun ) praying for me , don't take the piss it's true !

 

I think we've stayed on topic!........................

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WTF Cartoon...if I am not mistaken, by responding to my post you are staying on thread which, under the premise of the OP, IS ACTUALLY YOU GOING OFF THREAD!!!



AAAAAGGHHH!!! My head hurts !!


Gdnight peeps

 

Oh fcuk is that a good or bad thing ? Are we the Groovy or New or New New, Groovy Gang ?

 

Goodnight !

 

I think it's fair to say we are the 'Gravy Gang', and on that note I'm off!.....................

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hmmmmmmmmmmm what was the topic? I was taking a wheelbarrow back to the shop when it seemed to have started