Given the hot summer we had in Denmark this year flies are everywhere. They mock me by landing on my monitor knowing very well that I cant just bash them there, at night they circle around my ear making a buzzing sound aware of the fact that I am sleepy and not too keen on getting up and hunting them. Hence i have come to a conclusion, danish flies are extremely intelligent. As I am writing this post, there it sits, with a funny smile glaring at me like it wants to make a point, I am smart ... you arent!!!! I dont want to use pesticides, but I am on the virge of needing a psychologist, I am starting to see flies everywhere. Have a flyfree weekend, cheers.
Sticky tape a piece of card on top of your monitor....now, periodically coat the cardboard in super glue....Smile back as you watch intelligent, happy-go-lucky fly slowly starve to death
A very carefully used aerosol and lighter flame thrower combo zapping fly in mid flight is most satisfying I find Kids, don't try this at home
flies n gnats are evil , spray with mrs hairspray does thier wings in sharpish then you can have fun giving them to a spider or ants to punish them for being annoying.
Try emptying the bin, doing the dishes, empty the fridge, smoke a few cigarettes indoors after that: no flies...
LOL .. why didnt I think of that? Nah, actually I do smoke a lot, they dont seem to mind. There usually only seems to be one or two around, but whenever I kill one another shows up to take its place, its a conspiracy I tell ya. "Daniel and the mocking flies" ... written by Hitchcock.
For Worms I always use fish - put the Worm on a hook on a line, toss it into a lake or a stream: it's gone - magic!
Flies in West Africa are persistent and very aggressive,landing on your bottom lip as you chew your food.
