I wanted Dortmund but mainly just for a jolly over there. Only Arsenal actually play good football out the four Guff teams and they are ****ing dire these days. The fact they were in the top seeding is a total joke.
A Celtic fan walks into a bar in Barcelona, "I'll have the usual please". Shite joke I know but apposite given the draw.
Right then. Predictions - but, before I start, I'm really pleased the sort of double-header team will be Ajax - if we get points out of those two games, we're in with a shout (and I'm aiming primarily for third). Milan - 1 pt Barca - 1 pt or 3 pts cannae decide Ajax - 4 pts **** it, I'm going with an ambitious 8 pts but would be completely unsurprised if we get 3 (or 0). We'll be due one amazing home result, hopefully and I reckon most people under-estimate the current Milan team. **** it. Baws oot. 8 points = Europa League
5 points for me beat milan at home draw with ajax at home and barca at home don't see us getting anything at all away from CP
Ask that dude who knows everything about Cloggie Fitba', the guy that even knew that Derk was pronounced Derrick.
I think the campaign to get back to European football basics such as calling Ajax " eh-jacks " instead of this modernistic " aye-yaks " type nonsense has to start here.
Looks like a very tough group... The aim must be 3rd place and that would be lucky. Best = Two homes wins is possible. 1 Home draw. 2 away defeats. 1 away draw. 8 points. My actual prediction: 1 Home defeat, 1 Home Win, 1 Home Draw, 2 away defeats and 1 away draw. 5 points.
I'm changing to one point off Barca so I'm saying six points. So, to the best of my memory, the guesses are: Me: 6 pts Pud: 5 pts Venom: 18 pts I can't remember anyone else's offhand. Want tae remind me and I'll update the first post with them all?
