Then make a promise to her that if we beat United on Sunday you are going to propose. She would then grant you your wish for the stag night.
There was no surprise when I proposed to my wife to be. (Now wife.) She had been going through my accounts and wondering why there were large amounts of money coming out of my account every month. I told her to keep her nose out of it. She would not and kept hassling me about cocaine and prostitute addiction. I couldnt handle the slander on my good name.. So I called her a stupid nosey cow and told her the money was for her ****ing engagement ring. I got my own back by not immediately proposing, but instead over the next couple of months taking her to all manner of places, on romantic walks, expensive restaurants etc. She kept thinking I was going to propose and I didnt...lol In the end I proposed on her birthday because I had forgotten to buy her a present. (or a card.)
I'd wrap her up with a bow and deliver her! No, I'm just a stupid batard who stays up too late, and then can't get up to go to work in the morning...
