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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Aug 27, 2013.

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  1. Dangerously Delicious

    Dangerously Delicious Active Member

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    If I followed you home, would you keep me?
     
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  2. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Nice dress. I think it would look better on my floor.
     
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    Zingy, Aug 30, 2013
  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No wonder you "don't get it" <laugh>
     
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  4. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    "How would you like to go halves on a batard?"

    Works every time. :bandit:
     
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    Zingy, Aug 30, 2013
  5. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    rohypnol

    :bandit:
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Aug 30, 2013
  6. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    See #24

    Might work for you. <laugh>
     
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  7. Dangerously Delicious

    Dangerously Delicious Active Member

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    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
     
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  8. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    On phone, which one?
     
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  9. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    The batard one.
     
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  10. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    #obsessed
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Aug 30, 2013
  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    "Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one."

    Doesn't work but worth the laugh <ok>
     
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  12. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    This one has worked abroad on a couple of occasions - we all know foreigners love the British accent, especially the Yanks!

    In Miami I hooked, lined and ****ed 2 birds in a week with this beauty.

    "Do you have any British in you? Would you like some?"

    Humourous, and brilliant way to start employing further '**** me' tactics <ok>



    #truestory
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Are you going to answer your ****ing phone this weekend? Get on the Rolf Harris thread, by the way <laugh>
     
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  14. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    You didn't ring to Tool - you about now?
     
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  15. Bindiana

    Bindiana Well-Known Member

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    One of my favourites is if a girl asks if you smoke you reply with "Only after sex and only if I have been going fast enough"
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I ****ing did and it went straight through to voicemail. About 1.00 pm
     
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  17. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Did it ring once and then go to voicemail? Means he saw it was you and didn't want to talk

    #rejected <whistle>
     
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