You: Do you know what ET is short for? Girl: Extra Terrestrial You: Oh, I thought it was because he had short legs? They like that one.
Good but the best one is to walk over, ask 'Can I borrow your phone I lost mine?' Then call your own phone, give her phone back and say there you go, call you later, walk off. Like a boss.
There is no more Thing is, it used to work. It was original and unexpected so always made them laugh. Shame he only did it when pissed and hardly ever noticed whether it had worked or not
Fair enough! I had a mate who sometimes took props out with him if we were on the prowl. Like he had this book on animal therapy and would ask if they ever had a pet or what not and of course they did so then he'd produce the book and say 'I'm an animal psychologist'. Think that one falls into the more original category. We had to be thoroughly wasted though to see that.
I met a guy who has a 'pulling lighter'. He doesnt smoke, but when he see's a nice girl rolling a *** he'll offer them a light and the ice is broken. Havnt got a clue if he ever got past 'ah yeah cheers mate'.
I used to carry a lighter too, it works. I did used to have the occasional smoke too but wasn't often.
