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Who needs David Attenborough?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Toby, Dec 16, 2011.

  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Aye, with laughter.
     
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  2. gas

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    <laugh>

    Ah ****ing had that coming.
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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  4. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Judging by the veins on her foot I would say that it was just about to explode!
     
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  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    The picture in the bath on the Worsley thread appears to have been pulled <grr>
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Ah wid
     
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  7. charlienicholasismydad

    charlienicholasismydad Active Member

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    That's better than Bib's junky veined foot beast Mick <ok>
     
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  8. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Kirsty Young a decent bird,do you remember when she first appeared on telly sitting on the desk in her business suit,did it for me everytime<ok>
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Correction. She was sitting behind a desk wearing only the top half of a business suit. Naked fae the waist doon, legs wide. That did it for me every time.
     
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  10. charlienicholasismydad

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    Waiting for her to uncross and cross her legs to see the tight trouser suit tighten aroung her vag <ok>
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Right there is how the bastards secretly 'educate' us with their subliminal trickery. Put a pretty burd on show with a slightest whiff of promise and we'll watch it while we're inadvertently listening to their propaganda.

    It must stop!

    The news should be read by fat baldy ugly blokes. Then we might learn summat.

    Actually, scratch that, we just widny watch the news.
     
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  12. charlienicholasismydad

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    To be fair it is the only time apart from Susanna Reid, Natasha Kiplinsky or Kate Silverton when I have watched/slavered at the news.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ah know. <laugh>
     
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  14. charlienicholasismydad

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    Made getting up in the mornings a lot easier, though the wife did wonder why my interest in current affairs was mainly sourced from Breakfast telly <laugh>
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...so, just between you and me, describe yer wife. Photies wid be a bonus. :bandit:
     
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  16. charlienicholasismydad

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    Imagine the three newsreadsers I have mentioned.............she looks nothing like them <laugh>
     
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  17. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Have the Willy Bum Bum as a pressie hash <hug>

    [video=youtube;qrBj3u5dPgM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM[/video]
     
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  18. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    It's sad that Toby is following the same pathetic route as ST.

    Posting pictures of some skinny bird that looks like a young boy from behind, convinces no-one that you're anything other than a closeted ***got.
    Grow the **** up gay-boy.

    Way past boring now, queer ****.

    <aidsisfunny>
     
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  19. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I posted this thread 2 years ago you pathetic little manchild.

    You've been calling me 'gay' for over 2 years now, it's ****ing pathetic <doh>
     
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  20. RAVENBLACK

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    ****y *****.

    Try and make friends with something, anything ffs you stupid loner.
     
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