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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Jeremy Hillary Boob, Aug 28, 2013.

  1. Tomorrow and Thursday are hospital trips with the mrs (baby issues) and Monday is helping her sister move house (and I can't lift anything because of my shoulder)
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <yikes> Animal sex
     
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  3. That's two animal sex related posts in the last hour, you feeling okay? <doh>
     
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    Doesn't that make you about as useful as a chocolate fireguard in a house move situation?

    What are you going to do, shout encouragement from the sidelines ffs?
     
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  5. Her sister has people to move things but needs someone to hire and drive the van <ok>

    I shall shout but it won't be encouragement. this is my chance to tell someone else they're doing it wrong <diva>
     
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    That just makes me shiver reading that ....... sorry!
     
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    <ok>


    If im naked or no top on or trousers or whatever she wont jump up. She knows that her claws would hurt bare skin etc, these beasts are more intelligent than we give them credit for

    They know when somethings wrong like your dog. My cat licks me and stuff but she would tend to do that anyway. She has nestled on my leg a bit more (which early weeks after i'd done it wasnt great <grr>) but she lies with me and stuff anyway. Mostly on my chest but past 3 months more on my leg, dont know if its coincidence though
     
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  8. He's obviously never volleyed a cat over some conifers :bandit:
     
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    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Haha, have you seen the O2 advert?

    Ads really wind me up but I quite like that one, although its disrespectful to cats! (Basically a cat wanting to be a dog) Mine doesnt look far off that cat either, same colour, similar looks but mines a bit shorter haired
     
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    So the equivalent time off during the week that you spend on here at work.

    #Notmissingmuchthen
     
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  11. <yikes>

    *Gerrez is stepping away from the keyboard *
     
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    He better bloody not have done!

    We established he'd never shot one! <ok>
     
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  13. I was talking to johnsonsbaby about you <laugh>
     
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    About time! Let Matt have your award for a bit!
     
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  15. Its Matth's award now <wah>
     
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    <laugh>

    Well its very safe to say I havent done that!
     
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    If you want something to make you shiver, a mate of mine has got 2 of these bad boys....

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Thought you'd gone <whistle>
     
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  19. I said I was walking away from the keyboard, never said anything about my phone <whistle>
     
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    ****ing hell!

    What do you feed them round your way pterodactyls?!

    (Yes I did look the spelling up for the prehistoric bird)
     
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