Ot ****!

My cats awesome, she's obedient, never leaves me alone, rolls stuff to me to play with, fetches and brings back (honestly), sits around my neck, greets me when I come home with happy mogwai noises, knows when my car goes up the street and gets excited

Like I say my cats cool

 

But does it fetch the footy you have booted fifty yards?

 

Is our mrs called Kat

We share missuses? <shocked>

I'm not scared, I order one from the chinese most weekends [/QUOTE]

Racist

 

Nope, she's more intelligent than that

 

Excellent quoting skills

 

Ah, I see, she makes you fetch

 

Shes sat right here on my knee while im working

Bit of a pain as I need the lap top on my knee but she comes first

She doesnt wander far when she goes out, boundries of back garden thats it

She doesnt **** or piss on our back garden either, she runs in to use her litter tray!


#posh

 

I am known for them

(Readjusts collar)

 

She'd be waiting a while for me to bring it back at the min!

 

I've got 3 of the ****ers, 1 is the size of a decent sized dog!

It scares the **** out of people when they first see it.

 

Is that the Gerrez definition of 'work'

#doesntdoatap

 

Did the cat stay by your side before your leg collapsed?

 

Awesome

 

I earn my breaks


PS...I'm off tomorrow and Monday also off next Thursday morning and all the following week


Edit: #obsessed

 

Yeah she never leaves me alone shes great

#mansbestfriend

 

Yes. The authorities in Dorset have been alerted

 

Although shes dropped down one rung on the food chain since my daughters arrived, shes now 2nd

 

Lucky batard

 

Fair enough, just wondered if she started doing it afterwards. Animals have an instinct for others being injured. My dog always jumps on me but when I broke my arm he didn't do it for some reason, kept coming up to me for a fuss but never jumped. He does again now though

 

No im actually working, struggling this week so getting bk to it now

Need cash for our hol in Cornwall in a couple of weeks