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World War III

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sweats, Aug 28, 2013.

  1. Sweats

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    So do we all think its about to happen?

    Clearly we and the yanks and the French are going to launch missile strikes against Syria. I'm not sure whether we should as they are all mad so let them all kill each other.

    Though if we do launch strikes against them then Iran get involved its only really a matter if time before someone fires missiles at Israel then it really will all kick off an we will all end up nuked.

    I'm too old now to get called up to fight.. Which of you lucky folk will get call to fight??
     
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  2. EDGE.

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    It's already happened. The Cold War was WWIII.

    We are actually in WWIV, the Sino-American cyber war.
     
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  3. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    If a massive war starts I'm going to grow so much weed.
     
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  4. gas

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    The only thing that can be guaranteed is the French will at some point either get invaded, surrender or probably both. Cheese eating surrender monkeys.
     
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  5. Toby

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    Jakey will have been watching RT all day so he'll be on later to type out his notes <ok>

    To be honest? There's no way a full-blown nuclear war will happen. Worse thing to come out of this will be politicians sulking a bit, then it'll all go back to normal.

    Also, it'll happen so quickly it'll be funny. No land troops involved, just dropping ****loads of high-tech missiles on some key strategic sites whilst they try and shoot them down with camel-powered missile launchers from the 1920s.
     
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  6. Sweats

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    That would be the unofficial World War III surely as not a lot actually happened.

    This looks like it could all go off. Was it not predicted in the bible code book?
     
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    All probably true<ok>

    ....and the French will bottle it at some point:)
     
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  8. Toby

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    The French won't even turn up.

    Unless they are instructed to make nice sandwiches and pastries to cater for the troops on the boats/submarines <ok>

    They'll probably go on strike and give up half way through lunch though.
     
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    And to think all of this could have been avoided if the West had backed the right side in first place and offered them diplomatic support in exchange for assurances regarding human rights and the maintainance of reasonable relationships with their neighbours.

    Obama, Biden, McCain, Cameron, Hague and the rest can be really proud of themselves for manufacturing the greatest crisis the world has faced for decades <applause>
     
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    It's all very odd to me. I don't get why the Russians are being so precious over it. The Chinese don't want it to happen. I think the whole exercise will be used for the Arabs to bomb Israel.
     
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  11. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    robspur for PM.

    Hes smart enough, went to the oldest public school in the world donchakno?
     
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  12. Toby

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    What the **** are you on about?
     
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  13. RAVENBLACK

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    WWIII is inevitable.

    And the one thing you can bure of is the smelly fogs collaborating with anyone that can stand their stench and the greasy ities will up at nights sewing white flags and being on the side of whoever is winning at the time.
     
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  14. charlienicholasismydad

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    Why wait for war MD???
     
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    That's the same conclusion I came to 4 months ago.
     
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  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    <laugh>

    War leads to scarcened commodoties, though, so street price of drugs will go through the roof.

    Six or seven plants being harvested during war time and every few months you'd be all

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  17. charlienicholasismydad

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    You need to do what Howard Marks wanted to do and buy an island to grow nothing but weed (cracking Banged up abroad this week, revealed a load of stuff not in the book or film.)
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

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    I never got a medal <confused>
     
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  19. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Aye?

    What was it about? I'll give it a download.

    Enjoyed his dope stories book. There somes really funny **** in that (alot of tedious **** as well though)
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

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    Almost all countries in the world have joined the Chemical Weapons Convention. Currently 189 of the 196 states recognized by the United Nations are party to the CWC. Of the seven states that are not, two have signed but not yet ratified the treaty (Burma and Israel) and five states have not signed the treaty (Angola, North Korea, Egypt, South Sudan and Syria).

    It's all the fault of the west <ok>
     
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