Jesus you should have done! I imagine there was no apology either? You really need a healthier hobby than football matt.
OK. Sorry. Vile, filthy, sweaty, hairy-armpitted, garlic-munching, self-serving, condescending, ****ing offspring of Satan, the lot of them.
No, there wasn't. He scarpered sharpish, flea in his ear. Slammed the gate to the pool on his way out though, petulant twat. Like me having a word made him wronged or something. You're right actually, at this point I should have followed the ****er out and had more than a word! Thus sealing the Englander reputation once and for all.