cheese & spring onion toasty

cannae beat a cheese and ham toastie with a pint of beer.

Gambol, my suggestion would be for you to strategically make some ventilation holes in said toastie, a fork would be ideal, as the holes would equidistant. This would have the desired effect of rapidly cooling down the toastie and ensuring no permanent damage is done to one's upper mouth. Toasties always taste better in the pub rather than home produced.

I would suggest the same procedure for Findus crispy pancakes as they also have a propensity for somewhat overheating.

 

No had a findus crispy pancake since I was a kid. Av took a sudden notion to take a culinary trip down memory lane.

 

Don't ****ing encourage him

 

He'll be talking about boil in the bag curry any minute now.

 

cheese and ham

 

cook me some, ta.

 

What do I get in return?

 

Hi Jen.

How are you doing?

I knew you would like cheese and ham like myself.

We seem to have so much in common.

 

I forgot i posted this ****

 

So it does Jip...