I widne mind going on to a nudist beach apart from the fact that I know I wid end up wea a stawner . Are stawners allowed ?
Yes. You did. In response to you asking if hardons were allowed on nudist beaches, I said your size was. Perhaps this was too subtle for you because you came back with the explicit version of the same joke "Wit aboot wee wullies like yours then ? " You fail times three.