Lol, I've only just read the second line No, it's tits,eyes, smile,arse,cashflow and then personality
Somebody throw a bucket of cold water over the naked man with white socks in the corner to cool him down
Right get back in the bloody closet before you scare Lady Minxy away. P.S. If you squint your eyes you can see double the amount of dancer
Well Glam didn't say he met up with him. He probably got pissed and missed the bus up and is still crying on the floor outside the Liberty
I said bye bye to him at 2:45 after a couple of pints and then I made my way to my prawn sandwich box. He was still alive and drinking as I left. He is probably still reeling from the penalty decision and the fact that I got a free Spurs shirt as part of my hospitality.