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Marriage proposal disaster

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stopmeandslapme, Aug 27, 2013.

  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;sCLbDu2mbG4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCLbDu2mbG4[/video]
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <doh> aye that's real
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    If that's real the guy's a stupit fud. Only know her three months and thinks a public marriage proposal is a good idea?
     
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  4. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I waited 20 years. She said no.
     
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  5. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    I often wish my previous wives had said no to me. I would gladly have traded years of misery followed by years of debt for a small guitar wrapped around my head. <cry>
     
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  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    The guitar around the head can still be arranged if you want <ok>
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Quite so. Only some of us urny daft enough to go and do it again <laugh>
     
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  8. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    3rd time lucky <doh>

    It'll last forever as long as she never gets to see some of the stuff I post on this site<whistle>
     
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  9. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Viral marketing campaign.
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    There's two minutes of my life i'm never getting back.
     
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  11. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Is this one real?

    [video=youtube;UtPkxzHKLpk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtPkxzHKLpk[/video]

    <laugh>
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    ****s who do that reek of desperation. I mean seriously, have they never had a bird before?

    He got exactly what he deserved.
     
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  13. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I was at a St Mirren v Morton match where a guy proposed to his bird on the pitch at half time. Possibly the only time a guy has proposed whilst flicking the finger to a whole stand of football fans.

    The Morton fans were singing "fat ****ing munter, she's just a fat ****ing munter"

    <laugh>
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>

    As I say, got what he deserved. Karma
     
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  15. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> quality Bib. what did he expect ffs!?
     
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  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    He went down on one knee - Morton fans started booing

    Whilst on one knee, he flicks them the vickies <laugh>

    The panda gives him the mike and he gies it (to this fat hing in a St Mirren top) "Ah luv ye darlin, will ye be ma wife?" and she, in the neddiest voice possible goes "Aye, course ah wull."

    Morton fans break into song, wee guy hugs his new fiancee and gives the Caledonia Road end the vickies again <laugh>
     
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  17. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Which must be more of a concern at your age.
     
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  18. charlienicholasismydad

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    But starting with such a high level of romance I fear the marriage would be doomed to failure as he would have to keep to that standard.
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yep, that was my problem. I swept her aff her feet and then she resented having to do the hoovering.
     
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