if we sign mata i will personally end the middle east crisis by drowning the entire area in the tears i shall shed from laughing at chelsea
Yeah, a long one too. This whole new contract rumour is because the stupid ****wit and his agent didn't read the small print - about the clause! #Pairofpissflaps
Fist things first, there is absolutely no way on this earth that we will sign Mata this window! However, I'm going to play along... Would anyone take a straight swap? Mata for Suarez?