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The Vet's

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 27, 2013.

  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Hate this bloody place. Awful smell, full of scallies and dole-ites and noisy bastard dogs having barking competitions every 2 minutes.

    Fucking dying for a cig <wah>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 27, 2013
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Tie the dug up to a chair and go oot for a smoke <ok>
     
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  3. gas

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    Jips in to be spaded, wormed and flea sprayed.
     
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    gas, Aug 27, 2013
  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    It's just "Vets". <grr>
     
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    DevAdvocate, Aug 27, 2013
  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    It's short for Vetinarian's Surgery <grr>

    The speed they're moving in here, I doubt it's vets plural.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 27, 2013
  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    The odds of them calling my dog in while I'm out are about 10 - 1 on though.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 27, 2013
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Am sure yer dug knows his own name.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 27, 2013
  8. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Good point well made as usual Gambol. Hopefully they'll have accidentally euthanised the irritating little twat by the time I get back.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 27, 2013
  9. charlienicholasismydad

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    I will do it with a spade if you want Jip??
     
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    charlienicholasismydad, Aug 27, 2013
  10. Jip Jaap Stam

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    When can you and your negro friend come round?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 27, 2013

  11. charlienicholasismydad

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    Just got to drop some wine off in Scotchland for Gambol so could do it on the way up <ok>
     
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    charlienicholasismydad, Aug 27, 2013
  12. Otto Flayshow

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    You can calm a nervous dog by inserting a digit up its rectum. The trick is remembering not to lick your finger between insertions.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Aug 27, 2013
  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Would you use 2 fingers for a larger dog, like an Alsatian? Maybe 3 for Rottweiler and the whole fist for a Mastiff.
     
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    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    It's very much a case of trial and error. Let us know how you get on.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Aug 27, 2013
  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    It's good to have a hobby.
     
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