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  1. gas

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    77% too!

    I've got to admit I do like wandering around the flat naked. Wouldn't have the balls to do it outside <whistle>
     
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    <laugh> 77% lets see if anyone gets a different result! I suspect not.
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

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    I'm not in favour of nudism. It's all a load of bollocks if you ask me.
     
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    Are you a Nudist?Your Result: Nudist in Training

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    You are a nudist at heart and only to yourself. You want to go on and explore all but not sure if your ready. Take some time to gain the courage and strip away the chains. Go out and have fun!

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    Full Time Nudist

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    Wannabe Nudist

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    Textile
     
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  6. gas

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    Ahv been on a few nude beaches in Spanish resorts stark bollock naked. It's quite liberating but you do see some rather strange and occasionally quite shocking sights. Most of the bathers are from continental Europe as it would seem the British are rather prudish about nudity in public.
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

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    No one wants to see me naked, I look like a Yeti.
     
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  8. Gambol

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    I like gettin nekkid ootside.

    Mates stripped me naked and threw me into my local boozer. I strolled up to the bar and ordered a pint. They served me too even though clearly I had nae money on me at that point.
     
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  10. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    you had a rolled up fiver in yer farter didn't ye?
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Always. It's my emergency cache.
     
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    I always carry a cigar tube with a tenner in it up my arse in case of emergencies, or if i'm in Edinburgh in case of Gay rape.
     
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    The only place you'd get raped in Edinburgh is in the gorilla enclosure at Edinburgh Zoo.
     
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    Hey you, get that jumper off!! This is a nudist beach!!
     
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    Edinburgh is chock full of arse bandits armed with roofies.
     
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    Gambol wears a false finger for easier access.
     
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    <laugh>

    Used to get that at the five a sides, shirts and skins, "Russ get that shirt off"
     
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    <laugh> <laugh>

    There was a guy in my football team that was like that. He got nicknamed soapy, because in the showers he turned into a big ball <ahem> of soap. No shower gel for him, all over shampoo <laugh>
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    That's my secondary emergency cache.
     
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