Peruvian Jailbird Wid Ye?

it was a reference to an earlier conversation about a newspaper.

 

In a coconut shell?

 

jeez it's a tough audience here.

have we got anyone in tonight who's alive ?

 

Eh? The undead don't tend to post on football forums.

The brain dead, such as kiln dodging spurs fans, do.

 

undead = alive

 

Really?

Brain dead = you

 

This is not strictly speaking true.

So an undead is something which is dead, not alive. Ya fanny.

 

What the **** does he know about what the undead do anyway. They could just as well be posting on here as doing anything else. He's just making it up.

 

Michaella's family were only able to raise £750 from a public appeal with the target set at £25,000

Melissa Reid's family were only able to raise £187.



Bomber Brown did better than that.

 

Seems the public have found them guilty. Hang the bitches.

Heard a news report the other morning that the father of the Scottish lassie was saying she should plead guilty "to get the case to trial quickly". Eh? And what then? Change plea?

 

I think we should be raising funds to send the Peruvian authorities a big fruit basket/bunch of flowers to congratulate them on successfully detecting drug smugglers

 

Aye, he was saying they should plead guilty and just take the 2/3 years in jail that they would get. If they're found guilty after pleading not guilty then they'll be ****ed for at least a decade.

These girls are going to end up pleading guilty

 

I like the letters Melissa Reid sent to her friends "hope I look good on TV"

 

But, but, but, but , they're innocent! It was a setup! They were forced! They didny know it was drugs! They thought they were transporting several kilos of porridge oats!

 

Poor lassie must be severely suffering in that Peruvian hell hole.

 

Exactly.

One of their dads actually said something like - ''the jail cells aren't as bed as made out on TV, they have their own beds/space''

It's clear that the Peruvian officers are treating them like Queen's whilst lying coked out their nuts.

 

They could be giving out favours in return for special treatment

 

Most likely.

Gob job through the cell bars.

 

Ah wid.

 

Fair play Muir, don't know if I would suck a guard off.