OK fair enough, only had a quick read and thought it said "to buy THE player"............wake up boss LOL Although Mata (yes jam don't jump on me) would turn us down (no I'm not his best mate) and would we really want to sell Bale to another English club.
Entertaining this thread even it is largely built on bullshit. In fact it's quite amazing what you can build with bullshit some people spend their whole lives in a house made of bullshit. Of course there are some facts on this thread and it saves us an awful lot of time trawling the net as our trusty posters bring all the 'info' to here. My vote for thread of the year goes to Moorpheus and his 2013 Summer Transfer Thread. The final transformation of Spurs into a top 4 side could well be captured right here.
LOL More BS Spurf...or Fact? You decide my friend LOL The drama.......I hope he has a trendy suitcase
And I hope that he likes flying on budget airlines! please log in to view this image Louis Vitton and Ryanair. A superb combination...
He definitely would not want to be made makeweight in a deal which sees the other player valued at £20m more than him.
Let us know if you're going to meet him please log in to view this image windows screenshot program Notice Tuesday flights are cheaper then Monday so he must be booked for tomorrow!
"Maybe we'll know more about it in a few days," is the funniest thing AVB has ever said. I'd seen him as always taking the high road, which I like, but while this isn't necessarily a wind up, the reaction in Madrid has to be "But, erm, Andre, a few days would take us to, ah, the deadline." I have no idea, but would guess this is our sweet way of saying, we could be convinced to sell him, but we'd also be very happy to keep him, and you're looking at time running out on you unless you make us happy. I hope the truth is that nothing is determined yet, and we're just getting into the period where we have maximum leverage. We can deal happily with Bale leaving or staying, but Real will be screwed big time if he doesn't end up in Madrid. I'm on record as saying I don't want Rooney (aside from the question of whether he wants us), but I'm starting to get a nice, warm feeling about a deal that screws both Real and Chelsea, and potentially tops off our team. The Telegraph has claimed PSG are interested. PSG sounds great: nice club that's never dissed us in the least. Or maybe it's just one of many clubs added to stir the pot.
"Don't trust everything you read, everything is gonna be just fine". **** Rooney. He isn't coming. **** Mata. He isn't coming. **** Bale. Because he gets a haircut every 5 days and can shag any woman in the world looking like a cast member from Planet of the Apes. All we need is 11 men. That have hearts of lions and will give their blood for the shirt. I wouldn't give my blood for the shirt though. Lol.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2402173/Tottenham-want-sign-Juan-Mata-Chelsea.html The fail with their own little take on the Mata situation. That "newspaper" is brilliant, isn't it?
Tancredi palmeri has been banging on about how he's got some massive news coming up, however, he's just tweeted saying we've reached an agreement with Roma for Lamela. €30m + €5m in add ons. - apparently this isn't the "big news" and that's still to come. Anyone know how credible he is?
