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FFS! Have you seen this? What an absolute farce our club is!

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by bishbosh, Aug 26, 2013.

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  1. RobEllious

    RobEllious Well-Known Member

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    After reading the article i see Kinnear and Ashley on a yacht off the coast of France debating how much to sell the first-team squad for. In the background faint tired cries can be heard saying 'we need players, we need players, we need players'. Kinnear gets agitated, turns around and says 'for ****s sake i ****ing told you two ****ing days ago when i ****ing tied you to this ****ing chair, keep your fukin mouth shut Graham! Right, that's it, Alan tape his fukin mouth shut'
     
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  2. Agent Bruce

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    We don't need to strengthen so we don't need him!
     
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  3. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    I don't have the words. I'm actually not even going to swear. We knew this would happen though lads and we shouldn't be surprised but it is still shocking to most of us. We really are a complete joke.

    Why is Kinnear apparently scouting in France? Ashley must have said 'Just turn up at some French games Joe, get pissed and have a kip'. I hate them all, I really do.
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I think this is fair enough, no new players, no role for him
     
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  5. RobEllious

    RobEllious Well-Known Member

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    Honestly nothing shocks me anymore with this club. Mike Ashley could come onto the pitch at Morecambe in the 70th minute on horseback, scoop up Krul on his shoulder and ride him to Arsenal for a sale of 4 million and i wouldn't bat an eyelid
     
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  6. Agent Bruce

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    The poor old horse would.
     
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    The horse wouldn't last long with our fans.
     
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  8. RobEllious

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    Guess it would be the horse on Ashley's back


    The horse wouldn't last long with our fans.

    Nor would Ashley!
     
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  9. Judge Death

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    You'd like to think this is a cunning plan so we don't look too desperate when bidding for players

    However - given past form and the fact that I can't for one minute think that Ashley/Kinnear etc could come up with something so soensible, I'm working on a disappointing week leading to an even more disappointing season until the January panic buys (I mean sales)
     
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  10. MattNUFC

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    In no way is our club - big enough or strong enough.
    It's basically the same team that narrowly missed out on relegation, due to Wigan winning the FA Cup.
    We've made 1 addition to this squad - Remy a good player but is under a rape trial.
    That leaves us with Ameobi and Cisse, neither of which have been prolific of late.
    Priority is get some players "over that line" and to not use the same old excuses of Ryan Taylor is "like a new signing" or we could do business as we rely on other teams movement first.
    No doubt we'll put in a silly bid for someone on deadline day and that'll be their best effort.
     
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  11. Eddie's British Plodders

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    What he has said is a farce and the utterance was most likely a result of JFK reacting in anger to the banner at the game.

    It seems fairly obvious that MA has been waiting for us to sell before we buy. If Cabaye goes in time and for enough I still hope we'll make a signing or two. Can't see us doing anything that will not leave us short until January unfortunately.

    Mark Douglas is adamant that we do have an option to buy Remy though... Hope his info is good. Guess someone needs to tell Kinnear the fine details of the deal that he sorted. I'm guessing Charnley or someone else capable actually did the leg work.
     
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  12. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    To say our team is strong enough for a top ten finish yet we play BOTH Ameobi's just negates Kinnears bullshit instantly.
     
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  13. Agent Bruce

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    The only thing he's good at.
     
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