Peruvian Jailbird Wid Ye?

Was just in the shop and caught a glimpse of the sun.

Glad to see that the sun are still willing to pay nobodies to fill their paper with ****e. According to the ex boyfriend, he warned her and says she deserves whatever she gets.

Hope someone kicks the wee fannys **** in.

 

So basically you're saying you read the paper in the shop but didn't pay for it ?

 

No.

I will say this though.

**** off you jew ****. Into the ****ing gas chamber you go.

 

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wow ! defensive !

 

did you think that it was a library and then notice on the way out that it was actually a shop ?

 

I'd sooner drop down my breeks, take a ****e, then wipe my arse with the sun.

Pay for the sun.

**** off

 

I don't think that's how retail works though.

 

You would know I'm sure.

Have you ever tipped someone before? I doubt it.

 

ooo get you. tipping someone. Have they nicknamed you "posh" round your way ?

"why's he called posh"
"he tipped someone"
"did he ?? really ??????"

you are a man of principles indeed sir. you may be the type of person who'll go into a shop walk out with a load of stuff without paying, and when challenged say "i'm not paying for this shyytte. I#d sooner wipe my ass with it than pay for it", but you have tipped someone, and that in many people's eyes makes you a class act.

 

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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/peru-drugs-arrest-two-girls-2222514

 

MD's in the top five of Greatest British All-Time Tippers. He gives the milkman a tenner and an ounce of chiba every Christmas. That and being a wife beating alcoholic sealed his place on the list.

 

I think you are missing the point.

I won't engage in an active debate with those I consider inferior.

Considering you're a jew, you therefore fall into that category.

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you're clearly a very well educated young man.

 

<YAWN>

It's been fun but I fear you are still missing the point.

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I thought that the point was that you read a paper in a shop and didn't pay for it, and then when you told others about the paper's contents, you went to the trouble of trying to make out that you didn't read the paper and then not pay for it, by suggesting that you had "caught a glimpse" of the paper, and then when it was pointed out that you couldn't have read the story just by catching "a glimpse" of the paper, and that you must have read it and not paid for it, you then defended your actions on the basis that the paper that you chose to read (without paying for it) wasn't fit for you to use as toilet paper ?

 

Scratch that

I feel sorry for your mother.

 

It's all part of the game.

 

Rob skelping MD

 

what on earth is that
I'm sure their fannies will be getting a good seeing to be the peruvian women

That's at the top of my wierd fantasy list currently