Don't get me wrong, she's tidy as ****, you would. But she's 42 and my youngest boy's just 21......she'd ****in eat him alive! I told her to leave it out and she says I'm just jealous and that if she wants to shag him it's got **** all to do with me. I'm thinking of putting a wee proposal to her..........
Trust me, she's tidy as ****, crackin diddies as well but she's a bit of a gobby cow. Aw the young team here hav been through her already and now she wants to pump ma boy. He says she's too old and he widny pump'er.
Rocket, why the ****s he no a mad shagger? In the old days when I was 21, I would have shagged the woman in the house across from my mum and dad She was probably about 45 then I reckon I still would a year down the line I love going down to their house....she always gets changed with her blinds wide open I noticed this when I was 14 and my bedroom looked over hers <raginghormones>
He is a Mad Shagger but thinks anything over 35's too auld. I offered him a few quid to ask if we could doubledip her......... Says I'm a disgusting old pervert and he was ashamed that I was his Dad....I says I know but can yae ask her anywiye.
as long as it's no Lorraine Kelly...hud her in ma hoose years ago...pain in the arse please log in to view this image
I always thought ma maw meant it was the sherbert sweetie that she loved please log in to view this image
I used to do the milk round Paisley in my youth, and the driver told me to always look out for any packets of OMO washing powder in kitchen windows.....It meant Old Man's Out'....****ing only ever seen Persil...think the **** was at the wind up please log in to view this image
