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  1. Super G Ted'inho

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    Because the slot machine is being taken away so it'll be impossible to win in the next 9 years?
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Aug 24, 2013
  2. Ezio Auditore

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    nice one. did you google that?
     
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  3. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Nope, just logical thinking <ok>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Aug 24, 2013
  4. Zingy

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    Because the man was actually a horse? And horses don't know how to play slot machines.
     
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  5. Super G Ted'inho

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    The guys not been in the pub for nine years?
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Aug 24, 2013
  6. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Think I've worked it out...

    Is it Arsene Wenger <laugh>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Aug 24, 2013
  7. Super G Ted'inho

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    The guys in prison and he's walked into the cell bars? <laugh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Aug 24, 2013
  8. Zingy

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    Rep. :bandit:

    #Finally
     
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    Zingy, Aug 24, 2013
  9. Ezio Auditore

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    you sir deserve a medal
     
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  10. Ezio Auditore

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    he's just plastered and thinks a railing is talking back to him <ok>
     
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  11. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.
     
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  12. Zingy

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    <doh>.
     
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  13. Super G Ted'inho

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    Like that word. Especially if you pronounce it Langryge <whistle>
     
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  14. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Two men play five complete games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. How?
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Aug 24, 2013
  15. InBiscanWeTrust

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    You walk across a bridge and you see a boat full of people yet there isn't a single person on board. How is that possible?
     
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    A rooster lays an egg at the top of a roof which is slanted on each side. which way will the egg roll?
     
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  17. InBiscanWeTrust

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    You walk into a room with a match. In the room there is a stove, a heater and a candle. What do you light first?
     
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  18. Zingy

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    A cigarette. <ok>
     
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    Zingy, Aug 24, 2013
  19. InBiscanWeTrust

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    No...
     
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  20. johnsonsbaby

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    Because they are not playing each other.
     
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    johnsonsbaby, Aug 25, 2013
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