Mabon's House Exposed

Breaking news everyone I have found out where Mabon lives today.

For those who of you who don't know him (if you are new to the board) he is our resident Royalist and lover of all things British and for what the Union Flag stands for.
He is also the hot favourite to win one of our prestigious end of season awards (they're our version of the Oscars but they're called Jacks) sponsored by Rossi's rissoles. The award he's up for is most stupid poster of the year. Brb (a supermod) told him not to wum on the Cardiff board but the stupid bugger didn't listen and was banned inside minutes.

Anyway on to where he lives. It's Gorseinon !!

I was driving towards Gorseinon today coming down the hill from Penllergaer, I turned right at the lights by the Cockleshell towards Asda. I bypassed Asda and travelled straight through the roundabout heading up towards the old Valeo site. Then I saw it, on my left as I was heading up the road there was a row of houses and there was Mabons. It was the one with a flagpole in the garden and a bloody big Union Jack flying from it. I'm sure anyone living in that general area can confirm this and I bet the next time anyone else goes past that way they'll have a look.

Just remember to give a little salute next time you pass his house

 

I saw him pulling the flag up this morning, before singing God Save the Queen.

 

I heard the music to Jerusalem playing when I went past

 

I heard that too. Did you see what he was wearing http://www.clothestopose.co.uk/union-jack-mankini-191-p.asp

 

I'm mentally scarred now

 

Have a brandy to help you sleep tonight

 

I can actually see Mabon hiring a hit man for you two

 

I can confirm that the house in question does have said flagpole as my mate lives around the corner

 

How did you know I was a tit man?

 

Tell your mate to say hello to Mabs

 

• Striking Union Jack mounted on the front consists of high grade heat applied thin film textile polyurethane. Bold colours, will not fade crack or peel. Commercial quality.
• Lined for additional comfort and added modesty
• Will not become transparent when wet
• Designed to accomodate a wide range of body sizes
• Durable quality garment
• Designed and made in the UK

 

Designed and made in the UK! That's it - I'm getting one

 

Careful - it's made out of Italian fabric though, may cause a rash after "high grade heat"-Applied...

 

Will do

 

Is there no privacy these days

 

So you're not denying it then

 

Were you in a purple Austin Allegro Dill

 

http://www.nufcblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/austin-allegro.jpg

 

How did you know?

 

Im guessing it may have been swerving, kind of gives it away