Newcastle United V West Ham United - Official Build Up/Match Day Thread

Sammy. Sweet Jesus suffering ****

 

At this moment i would honestly rather kinnear in charge
Though imagain once the relief of change set in i would hate him just as much
The life of a Newcastle fan, say what you will at least we're the most unique club in the premiership

 

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. Ladies and gents, I present Alan Pardew and the Ameobi brothers. The act will be bulked up by Jonas Gutierrez soon enough.

 

My god Gouffran was slow to take on that shot. Bread and butter for the defender to block.

 

I can see why Yohan Gouffran isn't prolific at all. Ligue 1 needs to be avoided, Fortune and Aliadierre look pretty decent in that league.

 

At least Southampton have equalised

 

....

Oh dear me. That should have been it.



It's a clean sheet. It's clear we need a striker. Remy has to walk into the team. Cissé looks about 4 weeks off from being match fit. I thought Sami offered something different, at least he did something and kept the ball up. Moussa and Anita and the cb were solid. Santon wasn't too bad either.

To be fair, not as bad as I expected. Let's try and stay positive. Big sam did us a huge favour with his subs. West Ham lost all shape after Downing and Diame went off.

 

THIS IS IN CAPS BECAUSE I HAVE TO SAY THIS OUT OF ABSOLUTE ANGER.

16 SHOTS - NONE ON TARGET..... LET ME REPEAT NONE THE **** ON TARGET!

If that does not shout out at a ****ing disgrace I do not know what does.

IM ****ING SICK OF THIS ****!

 

sums up our day

 

Weren't you telling us to relax at half-time?

 

Aw great, wasn't in the mood to hear them getting mouthy over a win two games into the season. Typical mackems n all that, they been biggin their team up since before the season even started

 

Two ****in strikers needed. No more Ameobi's if you please, it aches the bastard heart watching them embarrass themselves in the black and white

 

Built up frustration... when it all comes out together, it comes out like an ocean of p1sswater

 

Not to relax.

But more to wait.

If our players cannot get 1 shot on target out of 16...... that is a 8 yard width by 8 foot high area............. Then **** me they need to be hanging up their boots.

I feel for pardew in some respect.... Hes ****ing up against it with the ****tards in charge.

CAN WE PRESS HE PANIC BUTTON YET.

Oh one last thing.... SHOLA IS THE WORST EVER FOOTBALLER I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!

 

What an impact Remy is having. Signings please for the love of god

 

My wife was watching with me... she never watched... she knows **** all about football or anything about our club. But the first comment she made was.... That ameba guy... hes useless. He looks like a donkey!

 

Am I the only one who thinks Shola was 100% more effective than Cisse today? Papiss was woeful again. Loping around in the right areas >>> Gormlessly running around doing nothing. Shola got stuck in and caused them problems at least.

Anita was good, Sissoko seemed to get the better of beastly Diame and Ben Arfa was tricky, if infuriating with his constant 35 yard ****ters. Even Mathieu Douchebag had some good moments, though interspersed with enough "HOLY F***" ones to make Santon's ridiculous haircut and lack of crossing ability seem unnoticeable and a bit bland.

That's the sort of team we're competing against ladies and gents, no need to get depressed at this result. It's just where we are right now.

 

BBC sports pundits all saying we were awful today and can think ourselves fortunate to have sneaked a point out of this one.
Is it right that we had NO Shot actually on target today? Sounds as if we were as soggy as the weather, won't bother watching the match on Football First, same as l didn't bother subjecting myself to last weeks crap festival either. Not sure what needs to change, but something or is it someone needs too.

 

Cisse is not a footballer. He only contributes when he is putting them in, but apart from that he offers nothing to the team

 

Campbell has little to no experience but would be 100 times more effective than Shola and Sammy. Why do we employ these two losers? It boggles the ****ing mind