Originally Posted by heisenburg good man, its price will have doubled by then, try andget another one next year You got any plans to head South for a spot of racing? Come to Newmarket
chhers mate, would have been nice if Derbyshire had done the business yesterday but that was nice BT will be very happy
Probably going to get across to Sandown and maybe Ascot again this winter. They don't jump fences at Newmarket do they?
After my accident, I woke up in hospital with a sexy nurse standing over me. She said, "You may not feel anything from the waist down." "Fair enough," I replied, groping her breasts.
I tipped Dutch Masterpiece and then completely forgot about the race. Muppet! (either Statler or Waldorf) If Ted Veale is a hold-up horse on the flat it may find it very difficult making up ground on the horses that are up with the pace in the Ebor.
Nurse ???? I think you will find mate that 2 things in life are a cert death and nurses putting out I know I married one
Hughes not at his best there on Stipulate - should've followed Afsare through on the inside (although it's easy for me to say that with a cold beer in my hand)
What a performance by Afsare. I did not think that he would go on the rain softened ground but he got the split on the rails and quickened away to win well. Last two races over a mile he was looked top class. Mr Cumani must be wondering what they were doing running him over ten furlongs all season.
Is Paul Hanagan ******ed? Doesn't make any attempt to get Educate cover which he badly needs. Got chopped off at a crucial stage and ran on again slightly but Afsare was never getting beaten. Wasn't really run at much of a pace and he may well have not even placed had everything gone right but that was just ******ed. Back up to 10f is needed
Nearly shagged a Ladyboy last night. Picked him up in a night club. He looked like a woman. Smelled like a woman. Danced like a woman. Even kissed like a woman, but as we arrived back at his apartment he reversed his car into a tight parking slot in one fluid movement!.... That's when I thought "****ing hell there's something wrong here"
Money for Caravan Rolls On in the Ebor but Jamie Spencer has never been one of my favourite jockeys! Ted Veale is drifting. Money for Genzy, keep an eye on him.