That Sally Johnson had sausage, beans & chips for her tea last night. Now I don't know how true this is before people start getting excited, because if true I would image the beans would have been substituted with peas & probably a bit of brown or red sauce in their as well. Like I say, just a rumor though. I'll keep you updated. p.s also emerging that Rupert Tompkinson is reading the new Ikea catalogue that came in the post while he's sitting having a 5hite.
I wish that people would stop posting these ridiculous unsubstantiated rumours. I think that everyone accepts that it is common knowledge that Sally Johnson would never have sausage for her tea; she only ever has bacon
Easy mistake to make mate. That Rupert Tomkinson`s a bit of a worry though. Seems to me he`s a diversion so we don`t ask too many questions about the missing fried egg.
