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Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by Shinycitylad7, Apr 11, 2012.

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  1. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    We live in England. We don't call our friends dudes and dorks. We call them dickheads and bellends :D<ok>
     
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    Shinycitylad7, Aug 24, 2013
  2. Lan Logger

    Lan Logger Well-Known Member

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    Example:

    I like to stick my dude up a sheeps arsehole

    Or

    I enjoy participating in the dorking of a sheeps arsecrack
     
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    Lan Logger, Aug 24, 2013
  3. hawkmoonfy2

    hawkmoonfy2 Well-Known Member

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    either would be larger than the average or even above average human one.
     
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    hawkmoonfy2, Aug 24, 2013
  4. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    I bet you do, You fruitcake
     
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    Shinycitylad7, Aug 24, 2013
  5. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    ****ing hell I have tried my best to educate you young uns and this is what I get. Personal abuse about my little Tone and racial attacks on my country.
    It's no wonder the country is falling down, when youngsters can't take a little bit of in my opinion a very important bit of education.
    Now when you three are on mastermind and you get asked a question on whales or camels knobs you will think, I wish I listened to wise old Rod.






















    Anyway morning tosser's
     
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    RedorDead, Aug 24, 2013
  6. tiger-emyrs-wolf

    tiger-emyrs-wolf Well-Known Member

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    Morning sheep face you seen the new police thing about online forums etc
     
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    tiger-emyrs-wolf, Aug 24, 2013

  7. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    sheep face? <laugh>
     
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    Shinycitylad7, Aug 24, 2013
  8. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    That's being harassment to my fellow sheep lovers Tiger, you could be facing a ban
     
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    RedorDead, Aug 24, 2013
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    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

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    Yannick been talking about JET on soccer am, will you lot behave, please
     
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  10. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Ive been watching it. We expect JET to rap about Bolasie after tonight's game so lets hope we win
     
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    Shinycitylad7, Aug 24, 2013
  11. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    They are being sexiest against Sheep Massive.
     
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    RedorDead, Aug 24, 2013
  12. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    **** me I've just put some skidders on this pan
     
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    RedorDead, Aug 24, 2013
  13. tiger-emyrs-wolf

    tiger-emyrs-wolf Well-Known Member

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    should always put clean underwear on rod
     
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    tiger-emyrs-wolf, Aug 24, 2013
  14. RedorDead

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    Why would I keep my pants on whilst sat on the toilet? **** me you are a strange one
     
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    RedorDead, Aug 24, 2013
  15. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Tigers asshole is usualy so loose he doesn't know when he ****s. So he's used to having **** in his boxers.


    Also it was on League of Their Own last night.

    How often do you change your boxers. Every day, Daily, 2 times a week, Once a week........... If its not every day something's wrong with you. Socks on the other hand, I wear the same pair for 3 days :D
     
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    Shinycitylad7, Aug 24, 2013
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    gay parade in Dorchester tomorrow.... I think i might skip it
     
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  17. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Where do you live Massive? I don't think its Bristol?
     
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    Shinycitylad7, Aug 24, 2013
  18. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Gotham City
     
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  19. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Would you rather. KFC or Chinese?
     
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    Shinycitylad7, Aug 24, 2013
  20. MassiveAttack

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    I was brought up in Midsomer Norton, but now live in Dorchester
     
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