Friday night at the Coed.

Don't get me started, or I will definitely be banned

I reckon you should try our rose wine, don't drink the white we've got a sample belonging to Swim gone missing

 

Would I be best with a red wine to be sure ?

 

Possibly but I wouldn't recommend. We've lost the blood that we give to FFS every time he escapes from the Coed

 

Maybe I'll have a glass of water then please

 

Aarrrrrgggghhhh !!!!

No you can't have water, we do have champagne we keep for VIP's. On the house too

 

No Minxy, you'd be best naked. That would make two of us. Ooops, I forgot, I've got my socks on...

 

Look you can't be pervy to any woman in here, haven't you twigged yet. She's been made a supermod just to keep an eye on us and the dark side and no one else. Trying to get a shag isn't recommended

 

I've got my SKYPE on - she's undressing now. Boody hell, she's got POSH tattooed on her ar.se.

 

I've got "Swansea City Pride of Wales, 1st ever Welsh team in the Premier League" tattooed on my............

 

leg?

 

I've just taken my socks off - and glam's dog is in. WOOF. Could be a good night

 

Evening all - I knew a guy from Jamaica who had Wendy tatttoed on his............... but at times of high excitement it said Welcome to the West Indies have a nice day

 

I'm hoping Glam shows me pictures of her on Sunday. We're meeting up for a pint, I don't think he knows what he's let himself in for

 

I've got Wendy on my knob as well.....she's my neighbour....Thank you luv, same time tomorrow?

 

Glam - here's a few photos of Dill to help you find him .........https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=p...wJceJ0AXu6oGwAQ&ved=0CC8QsAQ&biw=1366&bih=612

 

not even going to open that thread PGF

 

Lol - be brave Musty

 

I found a pink bike outside with no saddle, seems to have been stolen, shall I call the police?, btw steinlager pls

 

LOL .... enjoyable thread tonight

 

and how is the young lass from Peterborough tonight?