It was the sight of his ectomorphic siblings that led Pud to throw his lot in with the side of "nurture" in the long running "nature vs nurture" dispute.....
Could have just said "you're a skinny prick" but oh no - has to be a pretentious tit. That'll be the cork gene again
So Michael how did de negotiations with dose nasty Brits go ? Great Seamus Oi managed to off load all that stinky industrialised shoite in da north to them What those six counties with all that boring arable farm land and the flash in pan industrialisation Michael ? That's da one Seamus . Bloody daft Brits wit their industrial revolution . It'll never catch on nare it will . So do we get to keep all da bogland to wurselves then Michael ? Yes we do Seamus and that's not all Oi also got us some sweeteners . There's a brand new secondhand caravan for my Ma , an Enfield rifle for every man in Oirland and a million shares in something called Betamax video . Bejesus Michael your a hard man to barter with to be sure . Do you think giving every man a rifle is a good idea though you know how they get on da drink . Och Seamus don't be such a worrywort . What's the worst that can happen eh . Right Seamus get da father holy on da blower . Now the we have finally thrown of da yoke of British imperialism we are going to have find a new mob to be servile too . Right ye are Michael . By da way Michael wits that Betamax thingy Da future Seamus da future
Moichal, who gets the taytos ? We do Seamus. Bee Jaysis. All of em Moichal ? Every one Seamus. You're a one man miracle Moichal be Jaysis
