SPURS are number 1.

[PleaseNotPoll]

And if you look at the figures PNP talks at least 3 times as much as the rest of us.

I've got to keep the standard of the board up...

 

[SpursDisciple]

Good tactic this, getting a thread to 3 pages talking about the fact that we have the longest threads. Maybe we are just the most imprecise and it takes 30 posts before we know what we're talking about?.

Need another 10 posts so that this one doesn't bring our average down!

 

[junction8spurs]

Good tactic this, getting a thread to 3 pages talking about the fact that we have the longest threads. Maybe we are just the most imprecise and it takes 30 posts before we know what we're talking about?.

Need another 10 posts so that this one doesn't bring our average down!

9 posts needed now!

 

[Spurf]

Good tactic this, getting a thread to 3 pages talking about the fact that we have the longest threads. Maybe we are just the most imprecise and it takes 30 posts before we know what we're talking about?.

Need another 10 posts so that this one doesn't bring our average down!

Or maybe we don't have to close them because it has descended into a bun fight.

 

[Spurf]

Any poster responsible for a thread that is less than 42 posts long will be brought before the PNP school of positive posting for a course on ...................................how to win friends and influence people

 

[Spurm]

i refuse to make this thread longer

 

[SpursDisciple]

i refuse to make this thread longer

Yep, that would be cheating

 

[Spurf]

i refuse to make this thread longer

You don't need to, you're doing a fantastic job on the Transfer thread.

 

[Inda]

I saw the word 'handsome' on this thread...

I was watching the game last night and thought that Dvali chap was a handsome man. With a slightly smaller guard on his clippers, he'd look just like my father and me.

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

That Dvali's supposed to be 28. Not sure what he's supposed to be 28 of, though. Can't be his age, surely?

 

[Spurf]

Maggie stop lurking and tell us what you think about all these new players.

 

[littleDinosaurLuke]

Well done Luke.

It's the average posts per thread on the PL board. Excluding teams like Everton & Palace who are all but dead.

Yes, meant to say per thread.

Biggest wafflers, in other words

 

[Spurm]

Yes, meant to say per thread.

Biggest wafflers, in other words

says the guy padding out the thread

 

[Spurf]

Yes, meant to say per thread.

Biggest wafflers, in other words

The fact that you a United fan spend all your time on the Spurs board says something LUKE.


Mind you I'm not sure if it says something about you or us.

 

[Spurs61]

I am not admitting I watch it but rumour has it that Bale was compared to a chimpanzee on last night's One Show

 

[vimhawk]

CLUE: We would have been even better if little LUKE had not lost his.

Virginity?

Or is it bananas? Because I've heard that "yes, we have no bananas".

Of course we still have coconuts. A lovely bunch of coconuts. Well I have anyway.

 

[Spurs61]

Better hope Watford do not get promoted then as they are on 81

 

[vimhawk]

Better hope Watford do not get promoted then as they are on 81

They must have nothing to talk about.

But is that worse than making a post saying nothing.

Like this.

I wanted to,
Write this as a haiku,
But can't.

 

[redwhiteandermblue]

I can't believe you guys rattling on about nothing, just adding posts with no substantive content, unlike my hard-hitting, information-rich contributions....

 

[Raphael]

We're coming to get yah - oh no I've just boosted your average