Email from client: Dougie, You sent 2 .pdf of the same drawing Email from client 20 mins later Dougie, Never mind I had just opened the same one twice. ****s like her pay my wages
Some daft ****s out there. I'm always getting emails from people (funnily enough mostly women) saying they can't find the info on a spreadsheet. "Have you tried clicking the tab at the bottom of the page?" "Oh, I never thought of that" On one occasion I got an angry email saying she couldn't see the data on the screen. "Have you tried scrolling down?" "Oh, I never thought of that" Women. ****ing dunces.
I had an internal client email me telling me that my attachment wouldn't open in excel. I replied "That's because it's a MS project attachment". ****in arsehole...
Forwarded it to the boss with the subject "idiot" Her next drawing issue is going to have cocks hidden everywhere. Might even try and find a place for my various pishing skank cad blocks.
I did similar once. Tried typing in my passcode, kept coming up "incorrect", phoned the bank up in a bad mood and the guy says... "have you got number lock on?" #Mindyfail
Aye, ****s are like that. Quick to cc every **** in their address book when they want to appoint blame. Not so quick when the blame is theirs.
I hate ****s like that - the office equivalent of the wee guy that cannae fight spending his time stirring and hauding jaikets.
There's a little hidden gate out my back garden which opens up onto a main road, right in front of the bus stop I use to get to work in the morning. If I don't use this gate I have to walk about 10 mins around the estate to get to the bus stop. Anyway, we're right in the middle of the countryside with **** all people around - so half the times as I emerge from the bushes I scare the **** out of random unsuspecting people standing waiting for a bus. The other night at about 11pm I went to catch the late bus into town, the place was ****ing pitch black with no street lights on the road - so as I emerge from the bushes I suddenly hear a woman scream and see her darting up the road like ****. Now I feel a bit rapey
If she's going to be scared anyway, you may as well rape her. It's a common fantasy anyway apparently.
My ex loved it.Used to ask me to hold her by the throat and slap her.When I did she would come almost instantly.
Got a new woman in my office. She's **** basically, you send her the info and she gets wound up as she can't understand. You end up having to go through it like your teaching a child/*****/Ackworth.
