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Biker Crashes Into Bear

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  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    VenomPD, Aug 23, 2013
  2. RobSpur

    RobSpur Well-Known Member

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    No way the bear would have been unharmed by that.

    Amazing to see how fast they can move though.
     
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    RobSpur, Aug 23, 2013
  3. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Why the big paws


    He was a bit grizzly after that.
     
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    gas, Aug 23, 2013
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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I bet the bear was Gemini - you can tell a lot about them using signs of the Kodiac.
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    kodiac's are the biggest but polar bears take the title becaase a kodiac has never been weighed :huh:
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 23, 2013
  6. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    He must've had a massive **** in the woods after that.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Aug 23, 2013

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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    "I wouldn't go near those trees for a bit if i were you"........
     
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  8. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I let oot an actual ooooooffffttt watching that. <yikes>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Aug 23, 2013
  9. RobSpur

    RobSpur Well-Known Member

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    I hope the twat on the bike gets a custodial sentence for that by the way.
     
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    RobSpur, Aug 23, 2013
  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Which is the hardest though? :confused:
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 23, 2013
  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    ****
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 23, 2013
  12. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I once met a white bear who had problems with mental issues.

    That's right, he was a Bi-polar bear.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Aug 23, 2013
  13. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    That was Pooh
     
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  14. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    ****in hell ER.

    How many times must you crack that joke.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Aug 23, 2013
  15. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    ****ing good job he filmed that, or you wouldn't fancy his chances of explaining the incident to the insurance company. "A bear ran out of the woods and dashed in front of me."
     
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    Archers Road, Aug 23, 2013
  16. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    He forgets anything that happened more than 4 hours ago.

    Syphilis has rotted his tiny brain :(
     
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    Toby, Aug 23, 2013
  17. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Did your man go over the handlebears?
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Aug 23, 2013
  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Disappointed, I was hoping to see a Gers fan hit by a bike.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Aug 24, 2013

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