The Modern workplace...

Correctamundo. Even if I do discuss something on the phone I will request an email before I do anything.

 

We have a ITIL logging system, I make ****s log tickets even if it's just to enter admin codes for installing some ****ty software

Being a **** in IT support is loads of fun

 

Ah know. Dealt wi some right ****s in the IT depts of some big financials.

 

...or you could all get proper men's jobs and get your hands dirty

#***gots

 

I just wear my hard hat and toolbelt in the bedroom.

 

The balaclava and home made cosh are for dark canal paths.

 

They're all from modern toss. Was a ****ing great programme when it was on. Monsieur Tourette the French sign painter would fit in well on general chat...

 

Yes, those are for my hobby only

 

Length of garden hose filled with buckshot wrapped in duct tape?

That's how I make my coshes

 

Sounds like Village People

 

I prefer a bunch of loose change/rocks in a sock. I generally wear two socks on one of my feet. Make the cosh when I arrive at my chosen stalking spot. Dismantle it before leaving.

No need to take risks carrying around an actual cosh.

You're welcome.

 

hurro doll

 

...i do do a bit of dancing while helicoptering my knob around, aye.

 

Pics or it never happened

 

Live performances only.

 

A rolled-up newspaper conveniently made into a Millwall brick is also an acceptable cosh.

 

ffs

 

Us women never get tired of seeing that

 

Mmm . Well that explains the almost OCD infatuation with grammar and punctuation in here . Yees are awe ****ing office jockeys .

Go figure eh .