some people have too much time on their hands, something funny in amongst all dat shiite wouldn't have gone amiss
Go to http://gizoogle.net and search for anything. I think the program swaps the adjectives (and some other words) on real pages you visit via this site.
IT is a link to Gazoogle web site that does that to any web site you choose nothing creative about it at all. But I see he is happy to take the plaudits.
Fiction Replicating Fact.... http://gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=h...8QFjAF&usg=AFQjCNGxoDBk-WNmYTVg4hznFTiWCi61nQ 'I aint dat guy': Taarabt desperate ta shake tha wack pimp image at Fulham By COLIN YOUNG PUBLISHED: 22:00, 18 August 2013 | UPDATED: 22:00, 18 August 2013 6 shares 0 View comments Fulham star Adel Taarabt says he is mystified by his wack pimp image. Da Moroccan midfielder made his ****in lil' debut fo' Martin Jol’s side up in they 1-0 win at Sunderland on Saturday, hustlin up in tandem wit Dimitar Berbatov n' matchwinner Pajtim Kasami. His return ta tha Premier League wit Da Cottagers came afta securin a season-long loan from Biatchs Park Rangers earlier dis month. Reputation: Adel Taarabt is determined ta remove his ****in lazy tag Excellent win: Pajtim Kasami n' Martin Jol big-up afta scorin tha goal dat beat Sunderland all up in tha Stadium of Light Forma Spurs playmaker Taarabt was allowed ta leave by Rangers boss Harry Redknapp afta indicatin da ruffneck did not wanna play up in tha Championshizzle followin last season’s relegation. And Taarabt has vowed ta cook up a impression wit Fulham n' bury his hype as a maverick. Dude holla'd: 'QPR wanted mah crazy ass ta stay yo, but havin played Premier League last season I wanted it again n' again n' again dis year. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. I didn’t wanna drop back. When they holla'd at mah crazy ass Fulham was interested I holla'd at dem I wanted ta come here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. 'Sayin I do not wanna play up in tha Championshizzle do not make me a wack person. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I was straight-up dirty comin here cuz Martin Jol knows me not just as a gangbangin' footballa but as a thug like a muthafucka yo. Dude knows tha real Adel Taarabt. Tandem: Taarabt n' Dimitar Berbatov flossed some sick link-up play at Sunderland 'Dude signed mah crazy ass at Spurs when I was 17. Everyone says I be a wack pimp but not Martin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Yes, I can git a lil' bit upset on tha pitch, whoz ass don’t, biatch? I just wanna win badly n' I need ta play well. Da manager knows dis ****. 'Muthafuckas whoz ass say I be a lazy footballa won’t be sayin dat afta Saturday’s game at Sunderland. Y'all KNOW dat ****, muthafucka! Dat shiznit was hard cuz fo' three months I was hustlin straight-up much on mah own n' I only played 20 minutes against Parma. My ****in fitnizz isn’t where I want it ta be, so while dat shiznit was a phat game fo' me dat shiznit was also a straight-up hard one n' I’m so pleased I lasted 90 minutes. 'All dem playas criticize me n' break me off a wack image. I don’t know why. I aint dis playa they paint a wack picture of. They call me lazy n' I only play when I feel like it but dis aint true. I gots a straight-up boner fo' footbizzle n' all I wanna do is be on tha pitch.' Jol signed Taarabt fo' Spurs, n' revealed dat schmoooove muthafucka had also chased his ass fo' Hamburg n' Ajax before landin his ass on 'virtually a gangbangin' free transfer' fo' dis season at least. Da Dutch pimp is convinced Taarabt n' Berbatov can play together, n' aint gonna be a luxury fo' tha long season ahead. Dope value: Gettin Taarabt n' Darren Bent on loan deals represents pimped out value fo' Martin Jol Da Fulham boss holla'd: 'If yo ass be a team like we is it be always sick ta be able ta git playas like Adel Taarabt. Eighteen months ago da thug was valued at �15m ta git all up in PSG, I wanted his ass when I was at Hamburg, I wanted his ass at Ajax n' on dis basis to git his ass on a gangbangin' free is straight-up good. Y'all KNOW dat ****, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! 'And Darren Bent ta be real like a muthafucka yo. Dude was �15m when we looted his ass fo' Spurs and �23m when da thug went ta Aston Villa, so ta git his ass on a loan basis is great. 'I have seven or eight like dat n' it is sick ta collect these playas. Our thugged-out asses have gots dem cuz they was not bustin well at they club but hopefully they will do well at our club now, nahmeean, biatch? My ****in prioritizzle is ta git dem ta 100 per cent. 'Is it a gamble, biatch? It be a funky-ass mo' betta gamble than signin playas whoz ass was maybe up in tha Championship. Last year Berbatov came ta our asses three or four minutes before tha transfer window closed n' banged up 18 goals fo' our asses n' probably saved our season. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it is sick ta have all of these qualities. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! Da only thang is how tha **** well will they play together? 'Like Berbatov, Taarabt is unbelievable on tha bizzle n' they gotta do it every last muthafuckin week fo' realz. Adel be a lil' kid n' lil' playa n' I be thinkin da thug was involved up in 40 goals up in tha Championshizzle but you gotta wait ta peep what tha **** they can do up in tha Premier League. I saw Adel play against our asses last season n' they beat our asses 2-1 n' da perved-out muthafucka banged up two goals, so maybe it is lil' small-ass evidence but it is phat evidence fo' mah dirty ass. Workin together: Jol believes Berbatov n' Taarabt is ghon be able ta form a pimpin partnership Goals: Taarabt banged up twice against Fulham fo' QPR last season 'I saw his ass up in hustlin fo' a week n' he be a wizzle on tha bizzle n' his schmoooove ass can play fo' our asses yo. Dude is ghon be phat but playas like his ass is always up in a thang where playas probably blame dem fo' thangs up in dis biatch when they go wrong yo. Dude be a phat footballa n' tha defensive part aint one of his wild lil' most straight-up bangin hobbies, that’s fo' shizzle yo, but da thug hit dat shiznit hard against Sunderland. 'That is impossible they is luxuries. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! But it is mo' betta ta have dem on tha bizzle than not on tha bizzle. Kick dat ****! We sit tha **** down n' we drop a rhyme bout it n' if you saw Berbatov on Saturday, da thug hit dat shiznit as hard as he eva has. If you give his ass one finger he gives you his hand.' Jol meanwhile believes securin a contract extension up in tha summer fo' captain Brede Hangeland could be an even smarter piece fo' bidnizz fo' tha Craven Cottage club. He added: 'We offered his ass a freshly smoked up contract, then I holla'd at his ass dat suttin' like 60 playas have left Fulham up in tha last three or four muthafuckin years but probably two or three is bustin well. 'So tha pimpin' muthafucka thought bout it overnight, came back tha next dizzle n' wanted ta sign.
Suddenly I feel very old. It just looks like moronic sh!t to me with a few words automatically changed.
Didn't get it when I first had a look at it and now with the explanation provided it seems so .........1990's, Funny at the time but now........
