post a footballer and what you think hed be doing if he wasnt a footballer. John Terry - benefits claimant and one time jeremy kyle show participant Peter Crouch - shelf stacker at Tesco Kyle Walker - low level criminal innit add your own choices or dont or **** off
Nile Ranger and Titus Bramble - rapist Jermain Defoe - professional God botherer Fernando Torres - transexual prostitute Wayne rooney - a replacement for one of the gargoyles in the british museum Luis suarez - race relations officer for Cheltenham borough council
Allan Mcgregor = Rapist Steven Naismith = Rentboi Richard Gough = Sex offender Gary Hooper = Colgate advert model Yir maw = Yir da
Gareth Bale - Stunt extra for planet of the apes movies Drogba - Crack dealer Wojciech Szczęsny - Lidl checkout manager
Vidic - people trafficker, Ferdinand - **** (no change), Cahill - call centre worker, Arteta - sex line worker, Berbatov - beggar.
kenwynne jones - witch doctor ashley cole - xfactor flop martin skrtel - nightclub bouncer michael chopra - corner shop owner
Stephen gerrard - professional jury knobbler raheem sterling - youth life coach in hackney djibril cisse marriage guidance counsellor
I'm pretty sure that Crouch said that if he wasn't a footballer, he would be a virgin, so this thread is ****.
Kenny Dalglish - guy that sells The Evening Times outside the tube station at St Enochs Square Henrik Larsson - Selling tickets on a beach at a holiday resort somewhere for the Reggae Party Booze Cruise Paul Gascoine - in jail Brian Laudrup - the foppish overly gay but still denying it one in an over-the-hill boy band Bobby Petta - Extra in a zombie movie...
Neil Lennon - car thief or terrorist Emilio Izaguirre - pick pocket Virgil van Dijk - drug dealer Scott Brown - street sweeper Anthony Stokes - terrorist Charlie Mulgrew - something to do with childcare Tony Watt - hanging around with a group of girls in college talking about boys Efe Ambrose - Watch salesman Beram Kayal - terrorist Georgios Samaras - perfume salesman in boots
