Man rules we always hear 'the rules' from the female side now here are the rules from the male side these are our rules! Please note. These are all numbered #1 on purpose! 1. Drinking beer is ok 1. Men are not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1.. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during adverts. 1. Christopher columbus did not need directions and neither do we... 1. All men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings.. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...really. 1.. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or sports. 1. You have enough clothes. 1 .. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape! Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh... Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh, because its true! Hope this little effort puts a smile on your faces and that minxy doesn't ban me Let's get some humour on the board and please feel free to add your own
Dilli is obviously related to Ian Holloway .... we all know the rules but only Dilli and Ian are prepared to speak out about them.
I'll have to start applying these at home Thought this was going to be 'you're in the naughty corner' if you don't abide by our new rules And then there was PS, which seems to have no rules unless your friendly with a mod
I reckon it's only the ones who are not henpecked who will post on this, the others will be too scared View attachment 25595
They're all laughing and you know it. The only ones who ignore me are the crap posters anyway, like the ones who follow that crap team from Shepherds Bush
My favourites of this lot are; 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
