Off Topic The Rep Brothel

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I was on a train this morning, in the loo, when a voice called out "Can I see your ticket please?"
"Not right now." I replied, "I'm having a ****."
"I don't believe you." Said the voice. "Slide it under the door."
"No probs," I said. "The yellow bits are Sweetcorn!"