Summer Transfers Mega-Thread

A few silky touches like this will soon convince any doubters

https://myspace.com/381870192/video/best-goals-johan-elmander-bolton-v-wolves-/107291747

 

Two things,

1 - nice skills
2-myspace? really does that thing still exist?

 

Mmmmmmmm

Oddschanger ‏@Oddschanger 2m
Norwich are now 5/1 from 40/1 to sign former West Ham striker Carlton Cole -> http://bit.ly/BV-Transfers #NCFC

 

Please-NO.

 

he was linked with us earlier in the window wasn't he (Cole)?
No thanks, can't see it myself, would prefer Elmander

 

No - please no !!

Blimey - I'd prefer Cheryl Cole ... or Nat King Cole ....

 

I think you could do a better job oldcanariesfan, when do you sign on the dotted line?

 

Marginally O/T but, while allowing for the complexities of Scandinavian and US spelling, can we agree that we have signed one of the Olsson twins, not one of the Olsen twins (we could send them Canary shirts maybe), and certainly not an Ohlson, an Ohlsen or an Olssen?

 

Trust me Fenland, if it's a choice of me or Carlton Cole I'd sign up for free .....

 

It has been spelt so many different times on here that I honestly wasn't sure who was correct anymore. I was using one of Ollsson or Olsson. Far too lazy to just look him up.

 

Don't worry, we know who you mean! , I think robbie is a bit pedantic, it's a forum ffs!

 

Quags to west ham. Apparently he likes the idea of London.

 

Has he been to Newham ?

 

See here:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/west-ham-transfer-news-fabio-2191198

But do they have time to sell players first?, cutting it a bit fine IMO.

 

‏@TheCoveReport

Elmander has supposedly confirmed the transfer to Norwich on NTVSPOR. Reports say he will join the club tomorrow. #IdontspeakTurkish

 

You're telling me! You should check out his comment on the Mick Davies thread!

 

Mick DAVIES? This is too much -- even for a forum

 

I'm surprised Carlton Cole hasn't been picked up yet to be honest, I personally think he is far better than a lot of people think. He's not a prolific goalscorer by any means, but he has a good touch for a big man and is certainly effective on his day.

Not saying we should sign him by the way, but just giving him a bit of respect that I think he's due

 

Have you got your keep-net ready Colk?

 

It's not just a bite Munky, it's a back bite ;-)